you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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