i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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