What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
