have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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