have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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