When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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