I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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