Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Randomize
