Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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