Porn is love you can see.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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