I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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