I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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