i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
