New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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