My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Dick very happy bro
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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