Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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