we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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