you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
