i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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