All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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