That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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