FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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