I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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