Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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