And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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