i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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