the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
