just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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