Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Need sex. Gaining weight.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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