You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
