She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
