i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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