I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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