Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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