is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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