So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Two words: blizzard sex
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