i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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