so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
this just has baby written all over it
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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