So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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