Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he thought i was a dude.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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