weddingsv make me drug and hornr
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My vagina just clenched in fear
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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