giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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