My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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