thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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