About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
