I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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