i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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