Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
