So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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