Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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