Me. At least after what I've been through.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
