I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We need to feng shui this bitch.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
