The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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