Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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